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[Chirag21]

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

[Chirag21]

Husband send sms to his wife
hi darling wat u r doing?

Wife : i m dying...

(husband jump with joys n thinking for party.)

Husband : I miss u darling.I pray for your soul..

Wife :u idiot i m dying my hair.......))))))))))))))))))))

[Chirag21]

Sarang failed in an exam. He said to his teacher: "I'll ask you a question. If you aren't able to answer you'll have to give me Grade A"
Teacher: OK
Sarang: Whats Legal But Not Logical, Logical But Not Legal & Neither Logical Nor Legal?
Teacher couldn't answer and gave him Grade A.
Later the Student said: Sir, you are 63 years old & your wife is 30. That's legal
but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old boyfriend. Its logical but not legal. Now you have given your wife's lover Grade A. That's neither logical nor legal.

[Chirag21]

5 PEARLS OF SCOTTISH WISDOM.........

1. Money cannot buy happiness but...somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

[Chirag21]

Husband to wife: "Hypnotize karna kya hota hai?"
Wife: "Kisi ko apne kaabu mei kar ke apni marzi ke kam karwana."
Husband: " Hadd krdi ", use toh shaadi kehte hain!"....: )))

[shravanshetty3]

Live chat with Riteish Deshmukh on 3rd December on official Facebook page of Riteish Deshmukh. Facebook/Riteishdeshmukh.
   

[sanisingh61]

so nice jokes shared in this thread.

[Valinmalin]

ha ha ha

good one....

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